Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.

A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

A pessimist’s blood type is always b-negative.

Dijon vu – the same mustard as before.

Practice safe eating – always use condiments.

Shotgun wedding A case of wife or death.

Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell.

A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.

A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.

Without geometry, life is pointless.

When you dream in colour, it’s a pigment of your imagination.

Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.